The hardest choice
you'll make
today.

Survival

Eat the bug or eat your friend? Choices that shouldn't exist, and yet.

Money

Greed, debt, lottery wins, and the price of your dignity. Negotiable.

Love

Exes, soulmates, and the email you never should have sent.

Superpower

Fly, but only 3ft off the ground. Read minds, but only your boss's.

World Domination

Rule with terror or with vibes. Rewrite physics. Cancel Mondays.

Pure Absurdity

No rules. No themes. Just raw, deranged, AI-generated chaos.